Humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)”

“He was Death, and he'd ridden in on a pale horse...”

“There are three sides to every story: yours, theirs, and the truth somewhere in the middle.”

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)”

“Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin.”

“It's easy to look at people and make quick judgements about them, their present and their pasts, but you'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. what a person shows to the world is only one tiny facet of the iceburg hidden from sight. And more often then not, it's lined with cracks and scars that go all the way to the foundation of their soul.”

“Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?”

“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”

“Are you here for a reason, Cheshire?”

“Emergency dance party--go away.”

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”

“We need to gather everyone we can.”