Humor Quote by Marilyn Monroe — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.”

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”

“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”

“I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.”

“Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,” he says. Then adds, “I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people.”

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

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