Humor Quote by Julie Kagawa — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Mercy is for the weak… let me show you how much of an Unseelie I still am.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“It is the iron." Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out his paws."This close to the false king's realm, his influence is stronger that ever. It will be worse once you are actually within its borders.”

“Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.”

“Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.”

“But ... but what if I hit you?”

“When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks.”

“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL”

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”

“What a waste of trees ... that adoption author is definitely a tree killer. ... I wish trees would sprout legs and come barging through the front doors and seek revenge for their obliterated brethren by ramming themselves down his goddamn throat.”

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?”