Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.”

“God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.”

“Wow,” said Adrian. He sat down on the bed and tested its bounciness, giving it a nod of approval. “This is amazing. What do you think, buttercup?”

“Stop fighting me!" he said, trying to pull on the arm he held.”

“I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much.”

“How do you feel right now?”

“We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.”

“If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !'”

“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.”

“The world isn't fair, Calvin.”