Humor Quote by Stephanie Perkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Closed. Plenty of time to see it later, remember?" He leads me into the courtyard, and I take the opportunity to admire his backside. Callipygian. There”

“St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you all to join us, but I don't want you there.”

“Welcome to Paris, Anna. I'm glad you've come.”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”

“Har. Bloody. Har.”

“I'm sorry," he says.”

“The story so far:”

“So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

“It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.”

“Don't talk to me.”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”