Humor Quote by Mae West — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

“Goodness had nothing to do with it.”

“You are never too old to become younger!”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?”

“I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.”

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.”

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.”

“I'll be right behind you”

“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.”