Humor Quote by Stephanie Perkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused.”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”

“Soap?”

“The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-​u-​i and not w-​e-​e.”

“Cricket Bell.” I smiled into my phone. “How did you get so wise?”

“Closed. Plenty of time to see it later, remember?" He leads me into the courtyard, and I take the opportunity to admire his backside. Callipygian. There”

“You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.”

“They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate.”

“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”

“I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate.”

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”

“I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...”