Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the fucker in fourth gear from a dead stop.”

“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”

“After a moment, Wrath turned to John. "This is Lassiter, the fallen angel. One of the last times he was here on earth, there was a plague in central Europe-”

“V had a passing thought that she used the word "anyway" like an eraser on a crowded chalkboard. She said it whenever she needed to clear off the things she'd just shared to make room for more.”

“They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate.”

“You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.”

“Jesus Christ, will you quit dictating this conversation to Hannah?' I grumble. 'Bros before hos, dude.'”

“Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!”

“Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there.”

“Ignorance is bold, and knowledge is reserved”

“I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Jace said.”

“I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.”