Humor Quote by Charlie Chaplin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.”

“I don't think the real America is in New York or on the Pacific Coast; personally, I like the Middle West much better, places like North and South Dakota, Minneapolis and Saint Paul. There, I think, are the true Americans”

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.”

“I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.”

“Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.”