Humor Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon].”

“Earthlings went on being friendly, when they should have been thinking instead.”

“Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble." A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. "No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!”

“You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?”

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

“Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”