Humor Quote by Libba Bray — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Maybe there’s a heaven, like they say, a place where everything we’ve ever done is noted and recorded, weighed on big karma scales. Maybe not. Maybe this whole thing is just a giant experiment run by aliens who find out human hijinks amusing. Or maybe we’re an abandoned project started by a deity who checked out a long time ago, but we’re still hard-wired to believe, to try to make meaning out of the seemingly random. Maybe we’re all part of the same unconscious stew, dreaming the same dreams, hoping the same hopes, needing the same connection, trying to find it, missing, trying again—each of us playing our parts in the other’s plotlines, just one big ball of human yarn tangled up together. Maybe this is it.”

“Did God ever cry over his lost angel, I wonder?”

“They have money and position and Ann has none.It's amazing how often you can be right as long as you have those two things working in your favor.”

“One could argue that it's romantic to die for love. Of course, then you're dead and unable to take that honeymoon trip to the Alps with all the other fashionable young couples, which is a shame.”

“I think about dying every day, because I can't stop thinking about living.”

“You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.”

“Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man,”

“Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?”

“I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.”

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”