Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.”

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”

“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”

“No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

“I cling to him, wishing I could ease his pain. I wish I could take his burdens and make them mine.”

“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.”

“Close your eyes and picture it. Can you see it?”

“He gazed amusedly down the table at Tessa. “You’re the shape-changer, aren’t you?” he said. “Magnus Bane told me about you. No mark on you at all, they say.”