Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”

“Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them”

“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'”

“Time and space were, from Death's point of view, merely things that he'd heard described. When it came to Death, they ticked the box marked Not Applicable. It might help to think of the universe as a rubber sheet, or perhaps not.”

“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could”

“Hush Hattie!" I said, intoxicated with my success. "I don't want to go to my room. Everyone must know I shan't marry the prince." I ran to the door to our street, opened it, and called out into the night, "I shan't marry the prince." I turned back into the hall and ran to Char and threw my arms about his neck. "I shan't marry you." I kissed his cheek. He was safe from me.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”

“Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.”

“As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.”