Humor Quote by Oliver Goldsmith — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.”

“I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be.”

“If you didn't grow up like I did then you don't know, and if you don't know it's probably better you don't judge.”

“As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.”

“If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.”

“It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?”