Humor Quote by Junot Díaz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It probably goes without saying that certainty is also the great enemy of art, and the deadly enemy of the artist.”

“Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.”

“Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten.”

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

“Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.”

“wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it”