Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Talk is free but the wise man chooses when to spend his words.”

“If you sit down and think about it”

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...”

“It doth not hurt", whispered a faint voice, "She will take you life and all you are and all you care'st for, and she will leave you with nothing but mist and fog. She'll take your joy. And one day you'll wake and your heart and soul will have gone. A husk you'll be, a wisp you'll be, and a thing no more than a dream on waking, or a memory of something forgotten.”

“Charitably... I think... sometimes, perhaps, one must change or die. And, in the end, there were, perhaps, limits to how much he could let himself change.”

“Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.”

“I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor.”

“I am no king, and I am no lord,”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”

“You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?”