Humor Quote by Erma Bombeck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?”

“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“You didn't have to come after me.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so it’s good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.”

“Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?”