Humor Quote by Johnny Depp — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”

“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

“One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.”

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

“Mr Lorry asks the witness questions:”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“No, I really did. I walked into that room and saw the hottest, sexiest guy I've ever seen - wet and half naked. And I said, "E”

“You're an idiot.”