Humor Quote by Nicole Christie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.”

“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.”

“Heaven has no taste.”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”

“I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames of passion burn brightest when the wick of intimacy is first ignited by the disposable butane lighter of physical attraction, but sooner or later the heat of familiarity causes the wax of boredom to drip all over the vanilla frosting of novelty and the shredded coconut of romance.' I could not have phrased it better myself.”

“Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?”