Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

“With slouch and swing around the ring”

“I had buried my romance in a bed of asphodel.”

“But then one regrets the loss even of one's worst habits. Perhaps one regrets them the most. They are such an essential part of one's personality.”

“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”

“Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”

“I'll be right behind you”

“Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”

“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?”

“What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.”