Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.”

“The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.”

“Harry, you wonderful boy, you brave, brave man.”

“I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.”

“I realized then what had happened.”

“It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.”

“I bet him and all his Guy brothers had burst through the nightclub entrance, poured an insane amount of alcohol into their systems, and snatched at anything with a pulse that wandered past their sloshed eyes. I bet after all the hoopla subsided, the demented Guys spilled out of the nightclub at some ungodly hour, intoxicated blood pumping, gallivanting around the city like foul beasts seeking their next series of exploitations.”

“If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.”

“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”