Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”

“That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“The man once wrote:”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

“Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn't automatically open the door for you, stand by the darn thing and don't get into the vehicle until he realises he needs to get hid behind out of the driver's seat and come round and open the car door for you. That's his job!”

“My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”