Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.”

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-”

“A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way.”

“Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?”

“Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'.”

“Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.”

“Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely by existing, just as it is the nature of children of a certain age to cringe with embarrassment, shame, and mortification should their parents so much as speak to them on the street.”

“There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.”

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”

“Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches”