Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a flip, and landed next to Leo, his hairy arms around Leo’s waist.”

“Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“And,” Annabeth continued, “it reminds me how long we’ve known each other. We were”

“A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.”

“Locke sighed.”

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?”

“Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”

“There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.”