Humor Quote by Mark Twain — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.”

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

“Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.”

“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.”

“Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.”

“The human body is the best work of art.”

“Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you're gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I've gotta stop I've gotta come to my senses, I've been out riding fences for so long... oops I did it again... um... What I'm trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don't remember anything else that I've said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?”