Humor Quote by Suzanne Wright — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A lot of people who are straight-shooting…they’re only happy to be so blunt when talking about others. They’re not so upfront about who they are, what flaws they have, and what their issues are.”

“Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever.”

“I don’t need words, I just need you to come back.” - Taryn”

“When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.”

“But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.”

“I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?”

“It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.”