Humor Quote by Sophie Kinsella — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them.”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...”

“Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.”

“Relationships should be built on trust and truth.”

“Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”