Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.”

“Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?”

“I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.”

“Mad Eye' Moody on the Avada Kedavra curse: "Not nice," he said calmly. "Not pleasant. And there's no counter curse. There's no blocking it. Only one known person has ever survived it, and he's sitting right in front of me.”

“To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.”

“Tarzan-like men are my weakness, apparently.”

“Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.”

“Easy. Peasy”

“You saw my leg?”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”