Humor Quote by Megan McCafferty — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU.”

“They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.”

“Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like”

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”

“While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All lub boo,' but I didn't care. To reciprocate, I showed her what an ex-Marine looks like when he cries.”

“Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”