Humor Quote by Langston Hughes — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Looks like what drives me crazy”

“I am so tired of waiting.”

““Oh, God of Dust and Rainbows,”

“Life is for the living.”

“So since I'm still here livin',”

“Cheap little rhymes”

“The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face.”

“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.”

“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.”

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”

“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I could never remember the sermons word for word, but here's the gist of almost every sermon I ever heard Joshua give.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”