Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.”

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”

“No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,”

“Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.”

“Playing with fire Kitten?”

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”

“Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.”

“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”

“Hugging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier.”

“You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your chain.” He looked away. “Are you doin’ it now? You're doin’ it, aren't you? Dude, get out of my head.” He backed away from me and into the bookshelf.”