Humor Quote by Christopher Moore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He was a writer and words were his weapons.”

“Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”

“I've won Satan's lottery.”

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

“People, generally, suck.”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?”

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”

“Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever”

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”

“I love having existential crises at bedtime, it's so restful.”