Humor Quote by Chris Rock — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.”

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”

“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.”

“So . . . ," I said. "You're saying that by the end of our training, you expect us to be able to use”

“Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn.”

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”