Humor Quote by Roald Dahl — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“If you are good life is good.”

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”

““I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.”

“The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains.”

“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

“And...I think that's what life is all about, actually,”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“Dearest creature in creation,”

“I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you.”