Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is a time of change,'' Sazed said. ''Perhaps it is also time to learn of other truths, other ways.”

“You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.”

“Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results.”

“Somehow, we'll find it. The balance between whom we wish to be and whom we need to be. But for now, we simply have to be satisfied with who we are.”

“Ignorance is hardly unusual, Miss Davar. The longer I live, the more I come to realize that it is the natural state of the human mind. There are many who will strive to defend its sanctity and then expect you to be impressed with their efforts.”

“To their simple, degenerate minds there was only one thing to do when faced by a God more powerful than their own: Convert.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“Soap?”

“The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“You're an idiot.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”