Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes people don’t understand”

“She said, "It's not life or death, the labyrinth.”

“Here's the thing about Hazel: Almost everyone is obsessed with leaving a mark upon the world. Bequeathing a legacy. Outlasting death. We all want to be remembered. I do, too. That's what bothers me most, is being another unremembered casualty in the ancient and inglorious war against disease.”

“Suffering can bend & break us. But it can also break us open to become the persons God intended us to be. It depends on what we do with the pain. If we offer it back to God, He will use it to do great things in us & through us, because suffering is fertile... it an grow new life.”

“It's not how you die. It's who you die.”

“Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary,' and then he died.”

“I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”

“Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.”

“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”