Humor Quote by Elizabeth Chandler — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”

“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant.”

“Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it…”

“She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.”

“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”