Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-”

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

“Draco, do it, or stand aside so one of us -" screeched the woman, but at that precise moment the door to the ramparts burst open once more and there stood Snape, his wand clutched in his hand as his black eyes swept the scene, from Dumbledore slumped against the wall, to the four Death Eaters, including the enraged werewolf, and Malfoy.”

“You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

“Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.”

“You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled.”

“Captain! To your left there’s a Lunar guard and on your right is a doctor who’s running tests on Lunars and I’m being held by one of Levana’s wolf hybrids and please be careful!”

“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.”

“If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.”