Humor Quote by Patricia Briggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.”

“I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.”

“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”

“One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.”

“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”

“"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”

“Having solved all the major mathematical, physical, chemical, biological, sociological, philosophical, etymological, meteorological and psychological problems of the Universe except for his own, three times over, [Marvin] was severely stuck for something to do, and had taken up composing short dolorous ditties of no tone, or indeed tune. The latest one was a lullaby.”

“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,”

“Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!”

“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”

“There are never enough 'I love you's.”