Humor Quote by Sue Grafton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.”

“Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.”

“The cold hard truth will fall on stony ground, whereas your all-around trashy rumor will flourish like a weed.”

“Nozy Cat lifted one sleepy eyelid, and his marble blue eye glared at her for interrupting his sacred nap. He wore a yellow collar with little red stars printed on it. His second eyelid also opened, and he gave them his irritated blue-eyed glare.”

“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something”

“If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.”

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”