Humor Quote by Ray Romano — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?”

“Hugging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier.”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”