Humor Quote by Emma Chase — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Reading brings knowledge and knowledge is power; therefore reading is power. The power to know and learn and understand . . . but also the power to dream. Stories inspire us to reach high, love deep, change the world and be more than we ever thought we could. Every book allows us to dream a new dream.”

“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that”

“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

“Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!”

“the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.”

“Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”

“Ow! My brains!”

“Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”

“A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy!”