Humor Quote by Emma Chase — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?”

“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that”

“Reading brings knowledge and knowledge is power; therefore reading is power. The power to know and learn and understand . . . but also the power to dream. Stories inspire us to reach high, love deep, change the world and be more than we ever thought we could. Every book allows us to dream a new dream.”

“...Where does she get her supplies?”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

“You look lousy,' he said.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“Life is tough, then you die.”