Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He gazed amusedly down the table at Tessa. “You’re the shape-changer, aren’t you?” he said. “Magnus Bane told me about you. No mark on you at all, they say.”

“He dropped his voice, so low that Tessa wasn’t sure if what he said next was real or part of the dream darkness rising to claim her, though she”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”

“Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever”

“Emma, everyone's afraid of something. We fear things because we value them. We fear losing people because we love them. We fear dying because we value being alive. Don't wish you didn't fear anything. All that would mean is that you didn't feel anything.”

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

“But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!”

“I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings.”

“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace. He was grinning.”

“Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”