Humor Quote by Laini Taylor — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He danced with the sky instead, and the sky dropped him like a rotten plum.”

“If you can kill it, or it can kill you, it's real.”

“Love is a luxury.”

“Once upon a time there was a silence that dreamed of becoming a song, and then I found you, and now everything is music.”

“But Hazael only said, "I brought you a present.”

“A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.”

“It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!”

“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”

“Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.”

“I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”

“A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.”

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.”