Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.”

“On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. For freaking Cain.”

“I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”

“Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”

“It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already.”

“...Where does she get her supplies?”

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”

“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”

“What a refreshing mind you have, young man. There really is nothing quite like total ignorance, is there?”

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”

“I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)”