Humor Quote by Charles Schultz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”

“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”

“From: Anastasia Steele”

“You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“Don't run I never liked fast food”