Humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are three sides to every story: yours, theirs, and the truth somewhere in the middle.”

“I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.”

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

“He was Death, and he'd ridden in on a pale horse...”

“In case you haven't noticed, they're moving a lot faster. I don't know about the laws of physics on your planet, but where I come from an object moving at subclass speed can't catch up to one running at starclass. But if you know something about turbines, thrusters and engines, quantum or classical physics that I've somehow missed, then please enlighten me.”

“Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes us. I maintain that one should always talk of philosophy with a smile.”

“You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.”

“Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace.”

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”

“Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces”

“The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi.”