Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.”

“Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked.”

“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun.”

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can.”

“This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?”

“So many books, so little time.”

“I bet him and all his Guy brothers had burst through the nightclub entrance, poured an insane amount of alcohol into their systems, and snatched at anything with a pulse that wandered past their sloshed eyes. I bet after all the hoopla subsided, the demented Guys spilled out of the nightclub at some ungodly hour, intoxicated blood pumping, gallivanting around the city like foul beasts seeking their next series of exploitations.”

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”

“Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.”

“As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.”