Humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)”

“It's easy to look at people and make quick judgements about them, their present and their pasts, but you'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. what a person shows to the world is only one tiny facet of the iceburg hidden from sight. And more often then not, it's lined with cracks and scars that go all the way to the foundation of their soul.”

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”

“There are three sides to every story: yours, theirs, and the truth somewhere in the middle.”

“In case you haven't noticed, they're moving a lot faster. I don't know about the laws of physics on your planet, but where I come from an object moving at subclass speed can't catch up to one running at starclass. But if you know something about turbines, thrusters and engines, quantum or classical physics that I've somehow missed, then please enlighten me.”

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.”

“She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment.”

“Invisible things are the only realities.”

“How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”